Saturday, March 26, 2011

Only in the Philippines

Fact 1. Only in the Philippines that you will find distinguished Law Makers who are at    the same time Law Breakers.

Fact 2. Only in the Philippines that you will find a Burglar that will “RUN” first before stealing something.

Fact 3. Only in the Philippines that you can find CROCODILES riding an SUV with armed body guards.

Fact 4. If you steal something in the Philippines make it huge like hundred of millions for doing so will make you an instant celebrity. Steal a can of milk for your hungry baby and you will instantly languish in prison.

Fact 5. Only in the Philippines that when a person commits suicide, he is accorded with a hero’s burial in a cemetery intended primarily for national heroes.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Ratings and All About Ratings!

Philippine Media :  The trust and popularity rating of President Noynoy Aquino is falling while his Vice-President Jejomar Binay is going up according to surveys.

 RATING – This is the most dreadful thing amongst media and politicians.

Remember the time when the two giant broadcasting networks of our country were filing cases against its other due to the alleged bias and baseless RATINGS?

Remember the time when the two known noon-time shows humiliate each other to the extent of throwing issues that were hitting below the belt?

Remember that everybody claims to be number one and nobody wants to be number 2 in all our tri-media?

Of course no one would like to be No. 2, not knowing that rank does not count instead performance is all that matters.

Even if your number 100th for that matter as long that you are doing your job fairly well then Ratings or Ranks have nothing to do neither with you nor to your great Job.


People let us NOT QUANTIFY our Performance after all, what’s the use of our ability if we are solely dependent on numbers?



In SUM Rating Dependent people are NOTHING but Insecure!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Merciditas Gutierrez's Battle Cry

“I will fight until the end and prove that I am innocent”
People’s Response: What for? We do not need a person like you, you are just wasting the people’s  money.

“Even if I have to face any legal proceedings, still I will not resign”
People’s Response: What a Face? Trying hard, as if GMA is still the President.


“The evidence of Gen. Garcia’s plunder case is too weak”
People’s Response: Are you fond of plea bargaining agreement to the extent of selling the Filipino people?

“I will not commit Harakiri, instead, I will prepare for my defense”
People’s Response: Better not, otherwise you will be having good times with the late General in hell.

“I will not attend all the Senate Impeachment Proceedings as long as my Lawyer is there”
People’s Response: No wonder, it took years and second chance for you to pass the bar examination and became a Lawyer of Liars.  

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Effective Excuses

What to answer when the House of Congress interrogates you about your ill-gotten wealth?


1. If my memory serves me best, I can not remember your Honor.
2. I want to invoke my right against self-incrimination your Honor.
3. I do not know that amount nor those properties your Honor.